Zulaiheros and Ismadi

I haven't been updating because I've been so busy with college stuff. Whoever said "AUP is such a relaxing programme" can take their words back. It's true that we don't lead a hectic lifestyle in college, but who knows what goes on after college when we're back in our homes? I've got that Physics graph to draw and about 50 pages of American History to read, plus another 2 chapters of Psychology to catch up on. O.o (I wanna take a Starbucks timeout)

I think I'm going to switch to another Maxis number, since my current one has been getting 'corrupted' calls and sms-es from day one. About 20% of the time, I get ppl calling me asking for weird Indian names, 10% of the time it's from some strange Malay people, and 80% of the time it's from big big companies like the bank and today, it was Court Mammoth. And these people ask for the same person most of the time: Ismadi. Who the heck is Ismadi?!!! I'm no Ismadi, dude. I'm Carissa! It annoys me how many times I pick up the phone only to hear "Elo boleh saya cakap dengan Encik Ismadi? Ini Public Bank." Then I'll have to say "Sori ini salah nombor. Saya bukan Ismadi." Then the fella will say "Oh ya ke? Mana Ismadi?" And then I will say "Mana saya tau?" And end the call. That happens very often, like once in 2 weeks or so.

Then today, I received an sms from Courts Mammoth asking for Encik Zulaiheros (that's a very long name. And bloody complicating too) This man owe them RM1574 and if he doesn't pay up, they will get the Court to sue him. Wow this was a serious case for them to think that I'm the Zulaiheros guy. What if they charged me instead? So when they called, my mom was the one who spoke to them and told them that there is no Zulaiheros here. And right after that, she looked at me and went, "OK this time I'll consider letting you change your number."
*jumps for joy*

Ohhh has anyone heard this joke before? It's a Yo Mamma joke. Very stupid.
"Your mama's so fat. That when she jumped for joyyy.... she got stuck."

In case you were wondering, I heard it from Russell Peters.
Man I love that guy! =) He cracks me up all the time. Lol.