Lame

My mom is by far one of the funniest women that I know. I wanted to tell her a lame joke today and she was supposed to laugh at my joke, but I ended up laughing at her instead. Here's what happened. A couple of weeks ago, Ethan told me some really, really super lame jokes. Some of you might have heard them before, but for those who haven't, these were the jokes he told me.
(Warning: Very Lame Jokes. Don't put the blame on me. These aren't my jokes. ^^ )

Him: Hey Carrie! Have I told you about the water joke?
Me: No.
Him: Ahh. Nevermind... It's too deep for you.
(Took me some time to comprehend the meaning of the joke, but I did get it eventually)
Water = deep. Get it? o.O

Him: Did you hear about the butter joke?
Me: What about?
Him: Don't want lah. After you spread it around.
Me: Eeee... =.=

Him: Ok lah, I tell you a different one. Hmm, you heard the wall joke before?
Me: Nope. What happened?
Him: I don't want to tell you. Later you can't get over it.

And lately it just popped into my mind, so I decided to just share one of those lame jokes with my mom. I chose the butter one, and this was what happened:
Me: Mom, have you heard the butter joke before?
Mom: What butter joke?
Me: I think I better not tell you. Later you spread it around.
Mom: No I won't spread it around. Just tell me the joke.
Me: You don't get it.
Mom: Don't get what? What's the joke?
Me: I already told you the joke.
Mom: When?
Me: *slaps my forehead* Aiyo. Just only laa. You don't get it!
Mom: *she's completely perplexed* Huh? Tell me again. Maybe just now I wasn't paying attention.
Me: That was the joke lah. Butter. Spread it around? You know?
Mom: Ohhhh. Chehh. What type of joke is that?
Me: That's called lame joke, mom. And lame jokes don't need an explanation. XD

Sometimes, my mom can be a little too uptight you know. I just felt like I needed to loosen her up a little. =D Maybe she'd get used to it in a while. Haha.

I'm outta here.

Last day of Finals tomorrow: Physics!