Straight

My Philosophy lecturer is a very interesting man because he likes discussing various issues during our lessons. Some of the common few are politics and homosexuality. Why am I not surprised? Today, he suddenly launched into a speech about human sexuality. This is his theory:

Picture a scale ranging from "heterosexual"(no sexual desires toward the same sex) to "homosexual"(no sexual desires toward the opposite sex). A normal human being is positioned right in the middle of the scale, and whether he or she ends up being a homo or a bi or a straight person is based on his or her own preferences.

"Does that mean we're bisexuals?" someone asked.
"Yes." Eddy replied.
I saw the smiles on everyone's faces starting to falter. The awkward silence was then broken by uncomfortable laughter.

It's what you choose to believe. And I don't support his theory, no matter how logical it may seem. That's just a bunch of bullcrap to me. Sorry Eddy. But you're still one of my fave lecturers :)